album is called mauritius 1. very tired. today: snorkeled, walked. tomorrow: swim with dolphins, lift, run through forest. i am sunburnt, and breaking out because of the sun screen. woe is life on a tropical island (gloat gloat gloat gloat).
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| From Mauritius 1 |
srsly tho. it is very pretty here. um and snorkeling is the coolest thing ever. ummmmm quick stories.
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1. i will try to update this every day, because i have nothing to say if i wait until the end of the week
2. i went lifting here. a month long gym membership is 50 bucks. i freaked out everyone by lifting so much weight. i ran out of plates for the bench press. here, i am king.
3. i found a beautiful shell when snorkeling, and i went through all this trouble of fighting the current to take it to shore one handed and everything, and 10 ft away from the shore, a thing comes out of it, and scares the shit out of me, and i threw it back into the ocean where it can rot in hell forever. i swear it was empty.
4. we drove through a wedding... as in, the tent was in the road, so we asked if we could drive through. it felt like blues brothers.
5. the national park is insane and i plan on getting lost there.
6. my family is awesome, and i am impressed with all my cousins
7. i may come back with a retarded english accent because everyone here understands you better if you talk like a cross between michael caine and bob marley, man.
8. i went and bought nice rum, two liters of juice, a six pack, and a hair cut. price: 25 dollars.
9. i have worn a total of 4 shirts here.
10. i fucking cannot stand the insects here
11. no one is uptight about anything, and irony doesnt exist.
12. i saw little hindi girls running around with matching hanna montana backpack/ lunchbox combos
13. driving is fucking insane.
14. the maids think i am insane.
15. i cant stop saying fuck, because it is part of the culture here to say it. shit may be shocking, but fuck is a go to word. so fucking relax, my friend.
16. its pretty awesome.
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17. i have video. i was uploading it but, i bumped the computer, and i knocked out the internet, so fuck it.
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